Hey there! I know I have been invisible girl for a couple of weeks but I am back...for the moemtn anyway. I have been trying to launch a couple of websites, continue working my fulltime job and tyring to keep my body from completely giving out on me. I am exhausted. But I haven't forgotten about my blog or you. So..here are my latest ramblings...and they are all about General Hospital
Okay kiddies, on GH things are definitely interesting. We have a big bad holding many of our PC citizens hostage and he is enjoying shooting and tormenting people. I am nailed to my tv harder than I was when Jonathan Jackson was still playing Lucky.
Craig (the current big-bad) is a total freaking nutcase. He shot Robin just because he felt like it, he keeps scaring the hell out of people just for his own amusement, forced Emily to chooses between he Father's life and her best friend's unborn baby.... and he is the first bad guy in YEARS to make Luke Spencer blink. Yep...this little nightmare thief is going to die a big wild gruesome death that will make every GHer stand up and cheer, or he is going to stick around for a long long time and make life hell for everyone.
Either way, we win kiddies....except that we will be subjected to even more of the "safety issues" they always are harping about....
I am so sick of hearing the word "safe" on all of my soaps. Is there anyone who is not constantly in mortal peril? I would like to get thru just one episode of any given soap when NOBODY says "I just want to keep (insert name/pronoun here) safe!" I mean it is on EVERY show every day. Can someone just choose not to say it? See if they can go a week....or we can start small, go a half an hour of one episode with no one saying the word "safe". "Protect" is the other one they get liberal with. It's always either physical peril or emotional peril. Just once, I want someone to look around at whatever child or damsal is in distress and say, "ah, screw it. I have tried, I warned them, they did it anyway....they can save themselves. I'm going to get some Ben & Jerry's, a bottle of rum and a Coke, and watch porn."
I am so sick of hearing the word "safe" on all of my soaps. Is there anyone who is not constantly in mortal peril? I would like to get thru just one episode of any given soap when NOBODY says "I just want to keep (insert name/pronoun here) safe!" I mean it is on EVERY show every day. Can someone just choose not to say it? See if they can go a week....or we can start small, go a half an hour of one episode with no one saying the word "safe". "Protect" is the other one they get liberal with. It's always either physical peril or emotional peril. Just once, I want someone to look around at whatever child or damsal is in distress and say, "ah, screw it. I have tried, I warned them, they did it anyway....they can save themselves. I'm going to get some Ben & Jerry's, a bottle of rum and a Coke, and watch porn."
Dr. Alan Quartermaine - 1977 to 2007...and then the network excecutives lost their fucking minds....
Stuart Damon ---- We love you! You Will be missed.
Then Now
On a different note...Killing Alan Quartermaine was nothing less than a wholesale bag of pigshit and the Powers that Be at GH and ABC should have the shit kicked out of them for doing it. Better yet, lock their asses up with Craig the psycho. Stupid schmucks. I guess staying power and longevity mean nothing after all. Big shock.
To Stuart Damon,
They are nothing short of idiots for what they have done, and just know that many of us out here will always adore you no matter what. It's not your fault that you had to work for crackheads....or as I like to call them...."shit-slingging-ass-monkeys". You are a legend, a paragon, and a daytime God. Really wreck their programs and go work for CBS on a story that will blow all the others out fo the water. Rake in those Emmy's and when you give your thank you speech, completely "forget" to thank the ass-monkeys who clearly have no idea what talent or respect means. After all, they are letting that fake Lucky hang around and I won't even go into how whiney they have made 99% of the women. Nobody loves a whiner. There will never be another Alan Quartermaine.
To Stuart Damon,
They are nothing short of idiots for what they have done, and just know that many of us out here will always adore you no matter what. It's not your fault that you had to work for crackheads....or as I like to call them...."shit-slingging-ass-monkeys". You are a legend, a paragon, and a daytime God. Really wreck their programs and go work for CBS on a story that will blow all the others out fo the water. Rake in those Emmy's and when you give your thank you speech, completely "forget" to thank the ass-monkeys who clearly have no idea what talent or respect means. After all, they are letting that fake Lucky hang around and I won't even go into how whiney they have made 99% of the women. Nobody loves a whiner. There will never be another Alan Quartermaine.
Mr. Damon,You are still loved.
And to the assmonkeys who are responsible for the MOTHER of all daytime cock-ups, may an 800 pound gorilla make each and everyone of you his bitch. It's bad enough that you kill over 50% of the infants and fetuses that are on your shows, do you have to kill the patriarchs too? I guess if you aren't running around having unprotected sex, getting shot at or shooting at people, or trying to find out if you at the father of someone's child then you should just die. ASSHATS! You've gone this far! now why don't you just come into our homes and give us all some nice paper cuts and pur lemon juice on them......you are cleary on a roll...so why stop now?
