As requested, here is my top 10 list of things men should say to a pregnant woman. It's not as funny as the other, but I think it works.

10. You are perfection in every way.

9.   Of course you don't look fat!

8.  Sweetie, I am so sorry. I'm an idiot.

7.  No, that combination of foods doesn't sound strange. I like tamales and ice cream.

6.  Ben & Jerry's! or Hagen Daaz! or Baskin Robbins!

5.  Would you like some chocolate? I bought three bags just for you.

4.  Put your feet up while I clean the house. Here's the remote.

3.  It's okay, I like sleeping in the recliner.

2.  I don't need to watch football, this show on childbirth is far more interesting.

1.  While you are in labor, when it hurts, you can squeeze my testicles as hard as you want.